I knew going in that you were not going to be exactly what I wanted you to be, which was some combination of Grosse Pointe Blank and Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, which I guess means that I would make out with a hitman and wear a minidress made of a hologram.
However, I think I really did my best in making this as cliche an experience as possible by:
- graciously gloating about living in New York
- getting extremely drunk
- making out in a car
- depending on my two best friends to take care of me like they always do
So, thanks for being held at a bar. See you in ten years!!