[photo via uketeecee]
Seriously, I don't know why it took me this long to get to you. Maybe I thought you were gimmicky, or that I would look dumb holding such a tiny instrument, or that my lack of experience in the stringed instrument arena would hold me back.
But it turns out that I love you. And I want to play you all day long. I booked the conference room at my office so we can have some time together.