[photo via *0ne*]
Dear Man Who Hands Out the AM New York at the Exit of the 53rd/Lexington E/M Stop,
You are one of the very best parts of my morning, sir. Every day, you are cheerful and ready to bring us the news, as well as a little philosophy. This morning, when I passed by you, you were giving entertainment advice: "If you have not seen Cirque du Soleil yet, NOW IS THE TIME. This show, it is called WINTUK. WIN. TUK." And for the first time, possibly ever, I considered it, due to your peppy delivery.
Other greatest hits involve:
"You go to work, but you are more than your job! Your job is not all you are!"
"Happy Wednesday, everyone! Middle of the week, we in the home stretch now."
"It's wet out today, you stay dry, folks! Take two AM New Yorks, one to read, one to hold over your head."
Thank you, brave sir.