Dear Taye Diggs (who should date me),

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Dear Taye Diggs (who should date me):

Umm, for real Taye, you should date me. I have, for years, told anyone who'd listen that we belong together; it's time to come clean with you. The stars have it written that we should be together. I am cute and I'm goin places. You are cute and you've already gone places. I've misplaced my groove man, show me how to get it back.

I realize that you are married to a woman and that I am a man. So? This is 2009. Also, if you don't feel like dating I'd still be down for some animalistic, sweaty action.

Can't wait,
J

Dear Bobby Moynihan,

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Dear Bobby Moynihan,

No one loves that Mark Payne character like I do. NO ONE. I can't explain why I love it so, but I suspect it has something to do with the fact that you are my future boyfriend. You are adorable, and funny, and have lovely, lovely hair. I'm hilarious, have an awesome rack, and make a mean cupcake. WIN-WIN FOR EVERYONE.

And Bobby! We have SIX Facebook friends! Six! We're practically on the same bowling team, dude.

Call me,
Anna