Friday, June 11, 2010

Dear Adobe Acrobat Reader,

[photo via Viktor Hertz]

Dear Acrobat Reader:

I realize you are indispensible and I cannot live life without you. But dude, just because you're indispensible doesn't mean you need to install a shortcut on my desktop every single time you install your stupid annoying minor version updates and bug fixes. Please realize, dear Reader, that no one ever, ever, ever opens you with a shortcut. You do not stand on your own, you are called up when a document is opened.

That's it, buddy. I know it hurts a little, but people want the document, they don’t really want you on your own. You are an accessory. So cut the crap and stop being so self-important.

Just sayin,