Sunday, March 27, 2011

Dear Sleep,


Dear Sleep,

I need you (back) in my life.

Your late night text buddy,
Kat

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Dear Maoz Salad Box (with Eggplant and Hummus),

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Dear Maoz Salad Box (with Eggplant and Hummus),

You are so scrumptious and convenient, but I have one question. Why do you have to be so damn expensive? I love you like I love my brother, but you gotta help a sistah out. Toss in a free juice...or pita - come on! Well at least I know I can stuff extra toppings in there and make it last for two meals.*

Yours in bad financial planning,
Kat

*I have never made it last two meals.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Dear Rihanna,

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Dear Rihanna,

I love your hair, I love your crazy outfits, and I love your radio-ready, super-danceable tunes. But girl. I have had "What's My Name" in my head all morning. Please, in the future, be aware of the power of your earworms.

Oh na na,
Anna

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Dear Woman in Times Square Carrying a Massive Jesus Painting,

[photo via this crazy website]


Dear Woman in Times Square Carrying a Massive Jesus Painting,

Thank you.

You have brightened my day more than you will ever know. The winter wind chills my bones, but you and your 4' X 4' monstrosity of a painting warm my soul.

Yours in art appreciation,
Kat

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Dear My Bed,


Dear My Bed,

Oh my god, why are you so good and comfortable? Is it the sheets I got you? They're nothing fancy. Is it your springs? WHAT IS IT? I love you so much.

See you tonight,
Anna

Monday, January 31, 2011

Dear Climate Change,


Dear Climate Change,

First you confuse the polar bears, and now this? N/A??!!?! What does that even mean?!?!?! You and your friend Wintry Mix can fuck off, man.

Icily, because I no longer know how to be anything else,
Anna

 

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