Dear Fax Machines,

[photo via Abhisek Sarda]

Dear Fax Machines,

You still exist? Really? Shouldn't you be kickin' it with beepers and tape decks and huge effing boomboxes* in some sort of technological graveyard? But you're not, you're here, in my office, because of all the industries, healthcare is the most resistant to computers of any kind, and there are still doctors who literally say "I don't do email."

At least you sometimes provide hilarious spam, though.

Someday I will kick you,
Anna

*though I did see a dude carrying one of these, jammin', like 2 weeks ago and it was PRETTY DOPE