Dear Sleep,

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Dear Sleep,

I need you (back) in my life.

Your late night text buddy,

Kat

Dear Maoz Salad Box (with Eggplant and Hummus),

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Dear Maoz Salad Box (with Eggplant and Hummus),

You are so scrumptious and convenient, but I have one question. Why do you have to be so damn expensive? I love you like I love my brother, but you gotta help a sistah out. Toss in a free juice...or pita - come on! Well at least I know I can stuff extra toppings in there and make it last for two meals.*

Yours in bad financial planning,
Kat

*I have never made it last two meals.