[photo courtesy altemark]
Dear Downstairs Neighbor,
I'm sorry that I walked barefoot on my floor last night after midnight, and that the floor's squeaking disturbed your slumber.
But I regret to inform you-- when you spend the afternoon shouting the word 'butt-crack' repeatedly through a megaphone, you relinquish all rights to issue noise complaints.
Yours in Christ,
The Girl Upstairs
3 comments:
Tell 'Em!! Great post!
Was it just "butt-crack," repeated over and over, or was it used repeatedly in sentences (e.g., "You're a butt-crack, I'm a butt-crack, wouldn't you like to be a butt-crack too?")? Not that this has any bearing on whether this person is a butt-crack themselves, because they most certainly are.
it was literally just the word.
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