Thursday, August 13, 2009

Dear Downstairs Neighbor,



[photo courtesy altemark]



Dear Downstairs Neighbor,

I'm sorry that I walked barefoot on my floor last night after midnight, and that the floor's squeaking disturbed your slumber.

But I regret to inform you-- when you spend the afternoon shouting the word 'butt-crack' repeatedly through a megaphone, you relinquish all rights to issue noise complaints.

Yours in Christ,
The Girl Upstairs

3 comments:

Mega8815 said...

Tell 'Em!! Great post!

Movie Maven said...

Was it just "butt-crack," repeated over and over, or was it used repeatedly in sentences (e.g., "You're a butt-crack, I'm a butt-crack, wouldn't you like to be a butt-crack too?")? Not that this has any bearing on whether this person is a butt-crack themselves, because they most certainly are.

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

it was literally just the word.

 

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