[photo by hessiebell]
Dear flies that have made a home in our office,
You are disgusting! How the hell did you get in here? Why are you plaguing us?
I bought a new trash can with a tight fitting lid. I have taken out the recycling. I have even cleaned my desk area with Clorox wet wipes. What more can I do?!
Look, I don't want to kill you. I don't even want to hurt you. I just cannot deal with constantly having to bat you out of my face. Perhaps a truce? I know the office across the hall has an exceptionally messy kitchen with many goodies for you to feast on. What do you say?
Please buzz off,