Dear flies that have made a home in our office,

[photo by hessiebell]

Dear flies that have made a home in our office,


You are disgusting! How the hell did you get in here? Why are you plaguing us?

I bought a new trash can with a tight fitting lid. I have taken out the recycling. I have even cleaned my desk area with Clorox wet wipes. What more can I do?!

Look, I don't want to kill you. I don't even want to hurt you. I just cannot deal with constantly having to bat you out of my face. Perhaps a truce? I know the office across the hall has an exceptionally messy kitchen with many goodies for you to feast on. What do you say?


Please buzz off,
Kat