Monday, July 13, 2009

Dear Crazy HOTT Gym guy,

[photo from google image...but trust me, my guy does not look this douche-y]

This post is part of People Who Should Date Us Mondays.

Dear Crazy HOTT Gym guy,

We have been going to the same gym for so long, I feel like we've basically been dating for months. But alas, I am the only one who knows about it. I really think it is time that we take our relationship to the next level...reality.

I have been with you through so much...and so many hairstyles. Through your original ponytail, when I first fell in love with you. Till now with your short crop of adorable brown locks. I even stood by you through that weird half-mullet thing you tried. I was there!

I don't know what to do. I have written you TWO missed connections on Craigslist. I have awkwardly stared you down for minutes at a time. I've even almost bumped into you. Do I actually have to talk to you for you to ask me out?!

I've done my part. Now it's time for you to do yours.

Meet you at the smoothie bar,


Movie Maven said...

I have seen him (from afar...possibly with binoculars) and she's right - he is not that douchey but is at least that hott.

robokat said...

thank you.

Alex said...

I know he's super hot because of the double t's... only true hotness is HOTT.

Louisville Homes said...

OK, so no wrap up? Just a cliff hanger? Did you meet him? Did he show up? Inquiring minds want to know!