[photo from google image...but trust me, my guy does not look this douche-y]
This post is part of People Who Should Date Us Mondays.
Dear Crazy HOTT Gym guy,
We have been going to the same gym for so long, I feel like we've basically been dating for months. But alas, I am the only one who knows about it. I really think it is time that we take our relationship to the next level...reality.
I have been with you through so much...and so many hairstyles. Through your original ponytail, when I first fell in love with you. Till now with your short crop of adorable brown locks. I even stood by you through that weird half-mullet thing you tried. I was there!
I don't know what to do. I have written you TWO missed connections on Craigslist. I have awkwardly stared you down for minutes at a time. I've even almost bumped into you. Do I actually have to talk to you for you to ask me out?!
I've done my part. Now it's time for you to do yours.
Meet you at the smoothie bar,