Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Dear Mammatus Clouds,

[photo via CoreBurn]
Dear Mammatus Clouds,

You are named "mammatus" because you look like boobs. Okay, udders, technically, but still: boobs. But I think you look like the end of the world. By the transitive property, that would mean that boobs are the end of the world, which I can say with some authority is patently untrue. Please get a better name more suited to your end-of-the-world-ness, like Rapture Formations, or Massive Global Explosion Puffs, or Michael Bay Wins an Oscar Clouds.

Apocalyptically,
Anna

2 comments:

Super Careo said...

AH hahahaaha - this made me laugh pretty hard. I think I like Massive Global Explosion Puffs as a new name.

Those sorts of clouds make me think of the nothing from Neverending Story and they always freak me out when I see them.

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

best.

 

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