[photo by F8th]
Dear Brazilian Wax,
Why do I put up with you? You are painful to get, fucking expensive and completely unnecessary. And yet...I continue to come back for more.
You are like mediocre sex. During the thing, all I can think is 'ok this is not good- I am not doing this again.' and then the second it is over, I'm like 'yeah...I'll probably do that again.'
Your ambivalent acquaintance,