Dear Pantyhose,
Why do you turn into a shredded mass of nylon upon making contact with my body? And how did you manage to convince everyone that you are an essential part of a professional wardrobe? And do you ever feel guilty about making me roast in the summer and freeze in the winter? Or making me spend $3.50 every time I have to wear you? Don't you think you could hold it together long enough to make it through more than one job interview?
Have I ever mentioned the fact that the sound of the word "pantyhose" makes me cringe? No? Well, it does.
-Carolyn
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Dear Pantyhose,
Posted by Ceka at 3:27 PM
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2 comments:
Pantyhose are sent straight from the devil.
I just wrote a post about the trials of having to deal with them, actually... guess the subject is in the air, somehow.
If you're interested -
http://www.curlysu.com/2009/03/face-bright-red.html
and then,
http://www.curlysu.com/2009/03/what-i-want-to-know-is.html
FOR REAL.
The underside of my desk at work is really scratchy and EVERY TIME I cross my legs at work, I rip a new tear in my tights // hosiery. Insane.
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