Dear Rad New Grey Boots I Got From My Girl Lauren,
You know I love you. I think that's fairly apparent, since I have worn you basically every day since Lauren granted me with your presence. But guys - we have to talk about your slippery soles. It's great that you're flat and all, since I walk a lot every day, but the benefits of the flatness are somewhat negated when your heels are so slippery that they cause me, for no reason, to slide around on a regular city sidewalk and end up ass over teakettle on 2nd Avenue, leaving me with a scrape on my knee that you might normally see on a tomboyish and/or clumsy eight-year-old.
So when I take sandpaper to your slippery soles, Rad Grey Boots, don't be offended. It will only bring us closer.
You have "suede" my heart,
Anna
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Dear Rad New Grey Boots I Got From My Girl Lauren,
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4 comments:
i want those.
Does the sandpaper thing really work? I'm coming for you, Payless patent-leather pumps.
This blog has "suede" my heart. I may have to become a follower!
I'm just seeing this now! I had actually never even worn them so didn't know about the slipperyness. Maybe I sensed it and that's why they never graced my feet.
Anyways, sandpaper those biatches. stat.
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