Thursday, May 7, 2009
Dear Dirty Laundry,
Dear Dirty Laundry,
I love all of you - I want you to know that first. I have even worn some of you on occasion, like when I realized that the grey dress that I can now only wear as a shirt because it somehow shrunk in length but not width was at the bottom of the hamper and I NEEDED to wear it.
But guys. You're so heavy. And it's been so rainy. And the laundromat is, like, FIVE WHOLE BLOCKS from my house.
So I have a request: can you magically become clean? Somehow? It's asking a lot, I know, but we've all been together a long time and I really think you can do this one teeny thing for me after I've put a closet over your head all these years.
Hugs,
Anna
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4 comments:
you know i feel you, since you accompanied me to buy underwear last saturday. i still too have not done laundry. party at the laundromat?
Agreed - i mean, it's the least they could do.
Thank god for basement laundry. NYC needs to get on that.
And I've totally done the "I know this has been in the hamper for two weeks, but... it's probably fine" thing.
In NYC's defense, it is not they who needs to get on it, as I know plenty of people with basement laundry. It is Esperanza who needs to get on it.
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