[photo courtesy ThrasherDave]
Dear Dirty Laundry,
I love all of you - I want you to know that first. I have even worn some of you on occasion, like when I realized that the grey dress that I can now only wear as a shirt because it somehow shrunk in length but not width was at the bottom of the hamper and I NEEDED to wear it.
But guys. You're so heavy. And it's been so rainy. And the laundromat is, like, FIVE WHOLE BLOCKS from my house.
So I have a request: can you magically become clean? Somehow? It's asking a lot, I know, but we've all been together a long time and I really think you can do this one teeny thing for me after I've put a closet over your head all these years.