[photo by threecee]
Dear Everything Bagel with Tofu Cream Cheese,
You are delicious. I do not care if you have 8,000 carbs. If I had to pick a soul mate, it would be you.
Hey, what are you looking at? You think I'm just eating you cause I'm stressed? Well I don't care. Shut up. I hate you!
I take it all back.
Forever and Always,