Monday, May 11, 2009

Dear Robert Pattinson,

This post is part of the ever-so-eloquently named People Who Should Date Us Mondays.


Dear Robert Pattinson,

I am 25 years old, more than twice the average age of Twilight's
target audience. I must admit, shamefully, that I saw your vampire
movie, and your coiffed hair and pale, British good looks stirred up
every pubescent feeling of lust I felt when I first saw Christian Bale
in Newsies. Damnit.

Bite me,
R

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