Thursday, May 14, 2009

Dear T-Mobile



Dear T-Mobile,

If I sleep with you will you turn my phone back on?

(JUST KIDDING MOM IF YOU ARE READING. I don't sleep with anyone. Especially for cell phone favors.)

(Confidential to T-Mobile: Yes I do.)

xoox,
Clover

2 comments:

Movie Maven said...

They should have a phone number specifically to call if you want to offer sexual favors. It'd probably be automated, though, so maybe not.

robokat said...

providing phone sex TO a phone company to get your PHONE turned back on just made my brain explode.

 

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