Dear T-Mobile,
If I sleep with you will you turn my phone back on?
(JUST KIDDING MOM IF YOU ARE READING. I don't sleep with anyone. Especially for cell phone favors.)
(Confidential to T-Mobile: Yes I do.)
xoox,
Clover
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Dear T-Mobile
Posted by gina clover at 10:39 PM
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2 comments:
They should have a phone number specifically to call if you want to offer sexual favors. It'd probably be automated, though, so maybe not.
providing phone sex TO a phone company to get your PHONE turned back on just made my brain explode.
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