Friday, April 3, 2009

Dear American Apparel,


[photo by ridiculousness]


Dear American Apparel,


Why do your ads look like 12 year old girls auditioning for their first porn?...don't answer that.

And why do your t-shirts have to fit me so well?

I truly hate to love you and love to hate you.


Your frenemy,
Kat

5 comments:

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

I love the photo credit.

And you.

And my gold lamé spandex body suit.

Movie Maven said...

a. I love that you fixed the accent on "lame," Overcoat. Because I think we all know there's nothing lame...about lamé.

b. I do not own a single piece of American Apparel clothing. And I intend to keep it that way. SUCK IT DOV

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

I knew you were

(a) going to see me do that, and
(b) call me on it.

And I don't think I own a single article of AA clothing either! Their clothes do not fit me well at all.

Except of course for my lame bodysuit.

robokat said...

oh i don't own anything either.

i mean except this:
http://store.americanapparel.net/rsans302.html

obvi

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

OMG NSFW AA

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