Dear Barbeque Place Near My House,
I can't help it. I put myself on a veggie diet, cut back on drinking, and even started doing pilates in my living room to prepare myself for swimsuit shopping. But there's something about you that keeps me coming back.
Is it the picnic tables outside, where I can both drink my fill of beer AND smoke as many cigarettes as I like? Or is it your pork belly and ribs, served sans plates on butcher-paper lined trays like some demented, meat-centric high school cafeteria? Is it the token basket of handi-wipes by the register? The gramophone lighting fixtures? The epic, Hannibal Lecteresque mess I have on my face when I've had my fill of porcine carnage?
It's all of these things and more, Fette Sau. Through swine flu and swimsuit season, I'll stay with you...always.
Yours in Pork Fat,
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Posted by Reader Submissions at 9:04 PM
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