[photo courtesy dedebee]
Dear Taye Diggs (who should date me):
Umm, for real Taye, you should date me. I have, for years, told anyone who'd listen that we belong together; it's time to come clean with you. The stars have it written that we should be together. I am cute and I'm goin places. You are cute and you've already gone places. I've misplaced my groove man, show me how to get it back.
I realize that you are married to a woman and that I am a man. So? This is 2009. Also, if you don't feel like dating I'd still be down for some animalistic, sweaty action.