Monday, April 6, 2009
Dear Taye Diggs (who should date me),
Dear Taye Diggs (who should date me):
Umm, for real Taye, you should date me. I have, for years, told anyone who'd listen that we belong together; it's time to come clean with you. The stars have it written that we should be together. I am cute and I'm goin places. You are cute and you've already gone places. I've misplaced my groove man, show me how to get it back.
I realize that you are married to a woman and that I am a man. So? This is 2009. Also, if you don't feel like dating I'd still be down for some animalistic, sweaty action.
Can't wait,
J
Posted by Jason at 2:38 PM
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1 comments:
OMG I'm so with you on this.
And I think we all know the lady is a beard. Let's be real here. I think you have a chance.
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