Dear Google Maps,
Until today, we've had a great relationship. I've used you time and time again to find things (and also to see nude sunbathers on roofs). But why did you do this to me today? Why would you tell me there is a Wendy's when there is no Wendy's? All I wanted to do was try that panko-crusted fish sandwich, Google Maps. And I couldn't. Because of you.
It's going to be hard to trust you again. But I know I'll come back to you in time. What else would I do, use MapQuest? PLEASE.
With high hopes,
Anna
Friday, April 10, 2009
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