Dear Susan G. Komen Foundation,
I want you to know that I am not a fan of breast cancer.
We've bought your $1 fake flowers at Walgreens. We've donated to friends who are Walking for the Cure™. We've sprung for your pink ribbons, your pink armbands, your pink mixers and blenders, even your pink cars-- and, well, I was just wondering...
How's that coming?
I couldn't help but notice that your CEO and COO make a combined total of $721,280 a year and, well... I was just wondering.
But maybe finding a cure isn't the point. Maybe it's not even possible. Maybe the purpose you serve is to draw people together, to give us an enemy we can fight, to get us up off our asses and walking.
And to give us stylish pink kitchen mixers.
And maybe that's OK.
But I was just wondering.