Thursday, April 9, 2009

Dear Passion Cove Softcore Porn Series,


[image courtesy of this ridiculous fansite]

Dear Passion Cove Softcore Porn Series,

You truly are the crown jewel of Cinemax's After Dark collection. After having watched four episodes in a row of your non-wang-featuring series set in a rental property managed by the mysterious "Samantha," I feel confident in my ability to write a spec script for you. Here's a sample:

Kind of Ugly Dude: Maybe you should practice your oboe, here at this magical house that makes people horny.
Not-as-ugly Chick: I'm just feeling so...uncreative right now.
Kind of Ugly Dude: Maybe I can help you get your juices flowing.
[they BONE the way people BONE in a 14-year-old's IMAGINATION]
Not-as-ugly Chick [VO]: And that's how I got into Julliard. Thanks, Passion Cove.
Samantha: [smiles MYSTERIOUSLY]

See? Easy.

It's not my ear you whispered into...it's my heart.
Anna

3 comments:

robokat said...

another kind of script...

k: omg look at those breasts! they are SOOO fake!

b: ridic!

a: i don't know guys- just cause they're BIG doesn't mean they're FAKE.

k & b: [glare of disbelief and slight jealousy]

thanks passion cove for a night i will never forget!

Movie Maven said...

I have never watched breasts as closely.

Also: denim shorts.

John A said...

Had I any money, I would option this immediately.

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