Thursday, April 2, 2009

Dear Paycheck,


[photo courtesy the_rocketeer]


Dear Paycheck,

Please stop being gone about two minutes after I get you.

Thanks in advance,
Emily

7 comments:

Kinslerbot said...

ditto times a million

Movie Maven said...

What if you actually worked for the Coca-Cola Bottling Company for $0.01?

Worst.

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

I'd probs quit. Unless they were mostly paying me in Mr. Pibb.

Movie Maven said...

Does Coke make Diet Sunkist? In that case: SIGN ME UP

robokat said...

diet sunkist = GOLD

invest my friends.

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

'Diet Sunkist' was actually the punchline in the original joke, but my fact checking department informed me that Diet Sunkist is made by Dr. Pepper and not Coca Cola. I was forced to use the less delicious, but slightly more hilarious-sounding 'Mr. Pibb' in its place.

Damn you, Mr. Pibb!

Movie Maven said...

My fact-checking department is on vacation. Bitches.

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