Monday, April 13, 2009
Dear Jonathan Taylor Thomas,
Dear Jonathan Taylor Thomas,
I don't really think you should date me now but when I was in middle school I would have given my right kidney to have one hour with you at Chuckie Cheese or the Mall Food Court. As a blossoming twelve-year old I watched Home Improvement daily just to glimpse your brown, middle-parted, flowy hair. I even had a Tiger Beat poster of you on my ceiling (creepy, I know).
I was in love.
And then Brooke (the 7th grade bully) told me you were gay. I died a little that day.
So Jonathan, or JTT as I called you back then. If I could go back in time 10 + years I would tell you that you should date me. Because besides being captain of the volleyball team, and wearing umbro shorts almost everyday, I was your girl.
Pubescently Yours,
Lauren
Posted by Lauren at 11:14 AM
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5 comments:
UMBRO SHORTS REFERENCE FTW
Is he really gay???????
Also: TIGER BEAT FTW.
I don't actually think he is ga, but it was so traumatizing I immediately found a new crush -- Michael J Fox I think?
Where in the world is JTT now?
Love it! My friend and I used to go on AOL chatrooms circa 1994 and tell kids we were JTT. It was probably kind of cruel.
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