Dear Scallops,
I'm sad that you ruined my curry with your overly fishy taste.
I guess that's what I get for buying seafood in Wisconsin.
Regretfully,
Laurie
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Dear Scallops,
Dear Scallops,
I'm sad that you ruined my curry with your overly fishy taste.
I guess that's what I get for buying seafood in Wisconsin.
Regretfully,
Laurie
Posted by Laurie Stark at 8:48 PM
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6 comments:
Dear Laurie,
Don't denigrate my beloved scallops.
You just got a bad batch. We eat scallops twice a week, all purchased in WI. Costco is your friend. (Well, Costco is my friend anyway. And a friend to awesome seafood.)
- J
John,
I can't even talk about the scallops. The wound is still too fresh.
A Florida Girl at Heart,
Laurie
Now I just really want some scallops, y'all. Preferably cooked in pork fat, topped with a poached quail egg and served with fried chick peas.
My house stunk like a fisherman's fish-gutting room* ALL NIGHT, y'all. CURRY = RUINED. HOUSE SMELL = RUINED. LIFE = RUINED.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.
* this is not a thing
Yes there is.
http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2009/02/11/366017908f815d7ca20_1.jpg
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Sick.
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