Thursday, April 23, 2009

Dear Scallops,


[photo courtesy dongkwan]

Dear Scallops,

I'm sad that you ruined my curry with your overly fishy taste.

I guess that's what I get for buying seafood in Wisconsin.

Regretfully,
Laurie

6 comments:

John A said...

Dear Laurie,

Don't denigrate my beloved scallops.

You just got a bad batch. We eat scallops twice a week, all purchased in WI. Costco is your friend. (Well, Costco is my friend anyway. And a friend to awesome seafood.)

- J

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

John,

I can't even talk about the scallops. The wound is still too fresh.

A Florida Girl at Heart,
Laurie

Movie Maven said...

Now I just really want some scallops, y'all. Preferably cooked in pork fat, topped with a poached quail egg and served with fried chick peas.

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

My house stunk like a fisherman's fish-gutting room* ALL NIGHT, y'all. CURRY = RUINED. HOUSE SMELL = RUINED. LIFE = RUINED.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.


* this is not a thing

John A said...

Yes there is.

http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2009/02/11/366017908f815d7ca20_1.jpg

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Sick.

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