[photo courtesy djgnat]
Dear Bobby Moynihan,
No one loves that Mark Payne character like I do. NO ONE. I can't explain why I love it so, but I suspect it has something to do with the fact that you are my future boyfriend. You are adorable, and funny, and have lovely, lovely hair. I'm hilarious, have an awesome rack, and make a mean cupcake. WIN-WIN FOR EVERYONE.
And Bobby! We have SIX Facebook friends! Six! We're practically on the same bowling team, dude.