[photo courtesy tim eschaton]Dear Cute Dudes Who Are Shorter Than Me,
Why are you always so cute? And why do you have to toy with my socially-reinforced notion that I am supposed to be attracted to some sort of lumberjack? I'm not a tall woman - slightly above average, I suppose - but I do often wear heels, which makes it difficult for me to look like a delicate flower next to you. And that's my goal, really: tricking everyone into seeing me as a delicate flower. Suckers.
Let's make out,